Best movie quotes!

[previaracing]

" Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. But don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it! " - Reemer



" I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! " - Squeak

From the movie Baseketball

[beerjeffdubb]

ThAHAHAHHAhAHhAhahahahAHAhA I forgot about the 13 or 14 more times one...that shit is classic

[MR2FLUENT]

not a movie but funny:
family guy

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

[UGK407]

if no one has seen "life" with eddie murphy and martin laurence, watch it. it's hilarious from beginning too end.

[espMR2chelsea]

^ quote a line from it.

[UGK407]

alright this quote is from a scene where eddie purphy comes into a small mississippi po-dunk shop in the middle of no where, hasnt eaten in a day or two, he just escaped with martin laurence from being in jail. they come into the shop and eddie wants some pie, and the white man says "these are white only pies".....

(mind you this movie takes place when slavery was still going on in some parts)

EDDIE: How much would it cost to turn one of them WHITE-ONLY pies into nigga pies?

WHITE MAN: How ’bout I turn Y’ALL inta nigga pies?!.....


I dont know but it honestly is none stop laughter from beginning to end. have to watch it.

[espMR2chelsea]

hey hey hey.. watch it. I'm from Mississippi!!!!!!!

no really I am, but I know it's full of redneck, that's why I moved out.

[UGK407]

just stating where it took place

[David]

I saw that movie on comedy central about a week ago. It's hilarious!

[RedJaxNA]

Anything worth doing is worth doing right
and...
Tell me about the F___ing Golf Shoes!

both Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas